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  • Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    Knock, knock. Who’s there?Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.Knock, knock. Who’s there?Anita to borrow a pencil.New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. It’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit.This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q& A jokes and riddles too!

    • ASIN: 0310750628
    • Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
    • ASIN: 0310750628
    • UPC: 025986750626
    • Part No: 065912

  • Christian Signboard Quotes: Chewy One-liners!

    A signboard is always working, day in and day out without pay, to encourage people who pass by to seek the Lord. Always silent, but speaking loudly, each message seeks a response from the reader. Uplifting some days, challenging other days, the signboard is always worth reading. Stressed and exhausted people passing by anticipate your signboard messages. These messages, accompanied by prayer, will do more for the Kingdom of God than you can imagine! “THEREFORE, MY DEAR BROTHERS, STAND FIRM. LET NOTHING MOVE YOU. ALWAYS GIVE YOURSELVES FULLY TO THE WORK OF THE LORD, BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LABOR IS NOT IN VAIN.” 1 Corinthians 15:58

    • ASIN: 1497465052
    • ASIN: 1497465052

  • One-Liner Wisdom for Today's Guys (Between the Lines)

    What Do You Call Cheese that Isn’t Yours? One-liners. The jokes are known for little more than eliciting a groan or two from you. But since Jeffery Dean came up with this handy booklet for teens, one-liners have become a handy tool. These quotes, questions, and statements will cut to the chase and spark the, “Hmmm…I never thought of that before!” section of your gray matter. Some are funny, some are convicting. Each is thought-provoking. Bring a little simplicity back to your complicated life. Don’t expect the world’s problems to be solved or all of your personal troubles to immediately go away. But do look for plenty of food for thought about what really matters. By the way, the cheese that doesn’t belong to you? It’s nacho cheese. (A cheesier one-liner than anything you’ll find in this book.) Think. Do you live life looking back or looking forward? But not too hard. God has your name tattooed on His heart. Tattoos are permanent. Funny and deep. Surprising and smart. One-liners to put you on top of your day. “Jeffrey Dean has a way of zeroing in on today’s youth culture. He knows teens and how to communicate the love of Jesus to them in a way that captures their attention and convicts their hearts.” -Josh McDowell

    • ASIN: 1590529715
    • ASIN: 1590529715

  • Christian Dior Dior Contour Lip Liner Pencil, 060 Premiere, 0.04 Ounce

    A no-smudge, sheer lip liner with a blending brush and a sharpener. It wear and emphasize the look of any lipstick with this versatile lip liner. It compliments all complexions and works to define lips under any shade of lipstick or gloss.

    • ASIN: B01LWOTPKP
    • Color: 060 Premiere
    • Brand: Dior
    • ASIN: B01LWOTPKP
    • Part No: 3348901312424

  • One Liners From God: Almighty Quips that Changed My Life

    One-Liners from God is practical, funny, easy to read, and delightful. You will enjoy Patsy Moore's real life stories and the one-liners God dropped on her to reveal His truth."... in her own brilliantly colloquial and humorous way, Patsy shows each of us how God's tenacious, furious, and persistent love keeps pressing through to reveal Himself on each page of these gracious vignettes." (Dr. Kerry Wood, Adjunct Professor, The King's University)" ... be ready to be challenged. I guarantee you will hear the voice of the Shepherd just like Patsy." (Norman Barnes, Co-Founder of Links Int. Littlehampton, West Sussex, U.K.)

    • ASIN: B017T49A46
    • ASIN: B017T49A46

  • One-Liner Wisdom for Today's Girls (Between the Lines)

    What Do You Call Cheese that Isn’t Yours? One-liners. The jokes are known for little more than eliciting a groan or two from you. But since Jeffery Dean came up with this handy booklet for teens, one-liners have become a handy tool. These quotes, questions, and statements will cut to the chase and spark the, “Hmmm…I never thought of that before!” section of your gray matter. Some are funny, some are convicting. Each is thought-provoking. Bring a little simplicity back to your complicated life. Don’t expect the world’s problems to be solved or all of your personal troubles to immediately go away. But do look for plenty of food for thought about what really matters. By the way, the cheese that doesn’t belong to you? It’s nacho cheese. (A cheesier one-liner than anything you’ll find in this book.) “Jeffrey Dean has a way of zeroing in on today’s youth culture. He knows teens and how to communicate the love of Jesus to them in a way that captures their attention and convicts their hearts.” -Josh McDowell

    • ASIN: 1590529723
    • ASIN: 1590529723

  • 101 One-Liners from God: Insights from the secret place

    Is there any word from the Lord? There is 101 of them. One nugget word from the Lord will make everything alright. When God speaks, He creates. You don't always need an hour-long sermon to hear from the Lord. God speaks with one word, two words, and three words. In this book, I have shared with you 101 spiritual insights from the Lord on a host of topics. Read them, meditate on them, and allow them to take root in your spirit so that they can help you grow closer to the Lord. Enjoy!

    • ASIN: B0776NWL62
    • ASIN: B0776NWL62

  • Fun And Silly Jokes For Kids and Family: 500 Funny Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone! Age 5-7 7-9 8-12

     “HUMOR is the OXYGEN of children’s literature. There’s a lot of COMPETITION for children’s, but even kids who hate to read want to a FUNNY book.” – Sid FleischmanGet ready for some unforgettable family fun with this massive jokes collection for children of all ages!★★Buy the Paperback version of this book, and get the Kindle eBook version included for ★★FREE★★Fun and Silly Jokes for Kids and Family! is a fun joke book that contains 500 jokes that will tickle your funny bone! It’s perfect for families, parties or even youth group events! These jokes are suitable for children of different age groups and we promise that adults will enjoy them as much as their kids will! A friendly warning for the parents to keep in mind; don’t be surprised if your kids giggles or laughs too much!With this book you will keep your kids and their friends busy and entertained for hours!>>>>100% kid appropriate material

    • ASIN: 173118624X
    • ASIN: 173118624X

  • Faithful One-Liners: Inspiration For Every Day Life

    Inspiration in the form of one-liners taken from The Bible (NIV) and various pastors, teachers and speakers, some well known and some locally known.

    • ASIN: B01K0MJNE6
    • ASIN: B01K0MJNE6

  • Revlon Colorstay Eyeliner, Brown

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    • Model: 2523-03
    • Color: Brown
    • Size: 0000000.010

  • L'Oreal Paris Infallible Sculpt Liquid Eyeliner

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    • Model: K2129800
    • Color: Black
    • Size: 1Pack of 1

  • Stila Smudge Stick Waterproof Eye Liner, Lionfish 1 ea

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    • Model: 094800331846
    • Color: Other
    • Size: 0.01 oz